Have you ever wonder how those adult film stars come up with those ridiculous sounding stage names?
Well according to the internet, you take the name of your first pet and combine it with the name of the first street you lived on as a kid. For example: My first pet was a German Shepard named ‘Jock‘, and the street we lived on was ‘Pipeline Road‘. That makes my porn name ‘Jock Pipeline‘. Not too shabby of a porn name if I do say so myself!!Â
NOW IT’S YOUR TURN
Enter your porn screen name in the comment box below. I have to moderate the comments because of those darn spam bots. I will be watching it closely all weekend so you should see yours up there within an hour or so.
My name is Fluffy Woodlands. Pretty good porn name!
Good one Fluffy!
Sage Christian. That works.
Yep it sure does!
Betsy County. Not bad but I’m not a girl.
My first Dog was Max..lived on Drexel St
Max Drexel
Oooo …. I like that one!
>Betsy County
Sounds like a wholesome midwestern farm girl gone bad…heh heh
Silky was the first pet cat, Terminus street was the place. So:
Silky Terminus … bit weird …
Mine turned out to be “Blackie Deer.” Which obviously would explain why I never made it in the porno movie industry.
Silky Terminus … Tres Cool!
Scooby Evandale. If I go with the first girl dog, then I’d be Lassie Evandale!
Buster Libby for me. My wife’s is Weiner Harmony!
Ken.. those are hilarious! Weiner Harmony sounds like some porno hippie flower child!
Bart Ridgetop. Bart was my Symoid dog and lived on Ridgetop Road.
Cinderella Sudene
Sassy Pierce Sassy was short for Sass-a-frass
Bart Ridgetop… A classic porn name if ever there was one. Heh Heh!
Another Classic!
Rocky Moore and i might actually like this instead of my real name 😀
Yah… Rocky is a pretty gnarley and rugged name. Wouldn’t it be cool to be able to name yourself like the Olympic downhill skier Peekabo Street. I’m not sure if it’s true but I was told that her hippie parents let her name herself when she was a toddler.
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Bridget Church. Not so good for porn methinks!
First pet was Pepper, and we lived on Summit Rd. Therefore, my porn name is Pepper Summit.
My first pet was Lonesome George, and the first street I lived on was Woods. So, I’m Lonesome George Woods.
1st dog, Cocker Spaniel named Blondie.
1st Street, Mermaid Ave.
I’m a guy, but if I was “gay” (no pun intended), my name would be “Mermaid Blondie”
At home Pet was Leo with Street being Baden Powel Dr.
Leo Baden!? Not really a girls name.
Moved out of home into Jolly St with Karma cat, Jolly Karma or Karma Jolly sounds pretty good. Got a second cat Ebony & moved to Kars St. Ebony Kars?
Good to see you back on Deck Dan 😀 xxx
How about Suzy Busch?
First pet was named pepper and I live on wood street so pepper wood