Food for Thought If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

Food for Thought Don’t sweat it God. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Food for Thought You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.

Food for Thought The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is garlic breath.

Food for Thought Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.

Food for Thought My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.